Quotables 

Conversation with random dude, who was trying to hit on me on the bus when I was in San Francisco.

Random: So honey, where are you from?
Me: Ummm, why are assuming that I'm not from here?
Random: Well if you were, I would have seen you already
Me: Yeah, I don't think so
Random: And you talk funny
Me: Well, I'm from Toronto
*Random stares at me blankly*
Me: Toronto...
Random: Is that somewhere in England? You sound like you have an English accent
*My turn to stare at him blankly*
Me: No. Toronto is in Canada
Random: Ohh, Bieber country
Me: Really? That's what we're none for?